Meet the Lazy Kraken Krewe
Our Krewe is our family. We're all a tightly nit bunch that roams the waters in search of adventure and a full tankard. Get to know a bit more about who you might run into and don't hesitate to clink glasses and offer your own toast to the members. Who knows... maybe you'll be joining all hands on deck soon enough!
Captain of the Krewe
Captain Klink
Captain of the Krewe
Always down for shenanigans with the Krewe, you'll find the Captain right along side his mates drinking, singing and flogging the night away. He loves a good toast and finding new members joining into the ranks of the Lazy Kraken.
Favorite Drink
Copper Tail Freedive
Colors
Black / Brown / Red
Captain of the Krewe
Miss Jingles
Quartermaster
Every krewe has its gatekeeper and Miss Jingles has many keys. Anything going on in the Krewe and she'll have the answer. Fun loving and straight laced she'll come out swinging if need be to defend the krewe. You got a problem... you come to Mama.
Favorite Drink
Double Tall Capt'n Coke
Colors
Green / Black
Captain of the Krewe
Bloody
Poisoner
If someone is passing out you better bet your gold Bloody is somehow involved. Through straight liquor, excessive beer, or gods know what else he seriously means business once that bottle is popped. Picked up from a another krewe he's a life of the party and has no problem getting the krewe riled up.
Favorite Drink
American Honey Sting
Colors
Black / Red
Captain of the Krewe
Miss Goodies
Keeper of the Code
She was running a local tavern when the Krewe drunkenly stumbled upon her and convinced her to join the ranks. Instantly she took the pirate life to heart... and the pirate code to her soul. Now she's a pirate to reckon with with plenty of tools to rattle your bones.
Favorite Drink
Rum & Coke
Colors
Blue / Black
Captain of the Krewe
Chains
Jailer
Deep beneath the ship's deck is the brig... and its keeper. With each invasion he takes on new prisoners locking them far below. Somehow no matter how many prisoners he always has an ample supply of hand cuffs... not even the Captain knows where he's getting them.
Favorite Drink
Coconut Rum & Coke
Colors
Black / Gold
Captain of the Krewe
Sticky
Chicken Wrangler
There's nothing that weighs more on the krewe than empty bellies. Luckily we have our own chicken wrangler to help keep the pots full. Sticky lives somewhere below deck and looks after her flock of cocks for eggs and of course the occasional chicken. A full belly keeps the krewe ready for war at a moments notice.
Favorite Drink
Rum Runner
Colors
Rainbow
Captain of the Krewe
Stabbo
Knife Slinger
Swords and knives are a common tool utilized by the krewe and Stabbo's earned a reputation for carrying plenty of them. We're not quite sure how many knives he has on him at one time or where he even buys them... and we don't dare ask. Legend has it if you cross him he'll make a point you'll remember.
Favorite Drink
ultra Monster Energy
Colors
Green / Black
Captain of the Krewe
Eva Destruction
Pirate Extraordinaire
There's always one who relishes the day before a battle, always standing on deck to take in the horizon. Eva Destruction focuses on sharpening her swords and loading her guns taking in the quiet moments days or hours before the chaos ensues. The quiet before the storm... and she's bringing the fight.
Favorite Drink
Whisky
Colors
Black / Red
Captain of the Krewe
Dick Sidious
Smuggler
Traveling between ports and almost always hidden in the shadows, Dick knows how to get goods in and out. Whenever we need something moved without anyone knowing we talk to Dick. But don't let his stealthy nature fool you, once the drinks start flowing and the shots rang out he's a force to be reckoned with.
Favorite Drink
Beer
Colors
Red
Captain of the Krewe
Boom Boom
Cannoneer
When the Lazy Kraken goes to war we can promise you Boom Boom will be ready to fire. With a spark in her eye and a keg of black powder on her back she's already ready for an explosion. Just make sure you're a safe distance away it blows.
Favorite Drink
Anything Fruity
Colors
Burgundy / Brown
Captain of the Krewe
Smoke
Cannoneer
One moment he's there and poof the next he's gone. Just as fast as he fires the cannon the last thing you'll see of him is the smoke left behind as he's already swinging over to invade another ship by foot.
Favorite Drink
Gin & Tonic
Colors
Black / Grey
Captain of the Krewe
Molly Wright
Wench
The sound of coin in her pocket and a swing in her step Molly knows how to turn some heads. All the guys try and only few succeed with this mistress of the night. Don't push your luck too much though, with as many heads as she turns she's been known to knock off a few.
Favorite Drink
Rum & Coke
Colors
Red / Black
Captain of the Krewe
Chaps
Shark Wrangler
See a crowd of pirates peering over the rails of the ship and you'll most likely have a sight to behold. After having one to many shots of rum, Chaps jumped over board and found his calling among the seas... fighting sharks. Some rumors sail the winds that he's taken on as many as 10 sharks at once.
Favorite Drink
Manhattan
Colors
Maroon/Grey/Cream
Captain of the Krewe
Quicksilver
Surgeon
One of the most valuable on any krewe... our surgeon 'Quicksilver' is ready with her scalpel, needles and thread to stitch back up her mates. Even the minor scrapes and pains she's got a fix for ya... mostly ending in alcohol and drunken toasts. After all the procedures and battles... some rumor her garb colors used to be white.
Favorite Drink
Land Shark Beer
Colors
Red / Black
Captain of the Krewe
Fireball
Pub Master
Did you ever get a burning sensation in the back of your throat after a drink? Most likely Fireball put it there. He keeps the rum flowing and loves seeing the Krewe overly enjoying themselves on his special mixes.
Favorite Drink
Fireball Shots
Colors
Green / Gold
Captain of the Krewe
Roux
Smuggler
Fine wines, rare fabrics, or exotic pets... Roux seems to always have something new up his sleeve. We're not quite sure where he finds it all or if he's secretly using the Krewe to transport goods. Regardless... he's always sharing his wares so nobody dares question him.
Favorite Drink
Whiskey
Colors
Brown/Green
Captain of the Krewe
Valleo
Gunner
When its time to go to war you better bet your best coin that Valleo will be standing armed and ready. With flintlocks, blunders and more we can count on him to lay fire to any ship or krewe attempting to fail our ranks. Rumor has it he'll even send some to see Davy Jones if the coin is right.
Favorite Drink
Rum n' Whisky
Colors
Black / Red